Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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