I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i wish my penis had a tongue
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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