we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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