he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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