bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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