I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
