i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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