Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I want to have your abortion
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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