I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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