She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I think people are normalizing furries
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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