My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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