i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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