I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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