He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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