She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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