return my video game
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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