But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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