i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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