it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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