Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Everything about him screamed your future.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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