So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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