she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Randomize
