Can i not drive my cunt home
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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