The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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