I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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