you would pick up someone in the library
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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