just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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