come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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