They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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