And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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