I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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