My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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