Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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