Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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