She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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