is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
one might say we're banned from that church
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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