I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm determined to sit on that face.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
