just come out here and I will go home with you...
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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