is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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