I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
