is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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