i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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