Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I would ride that face into the sunset
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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