i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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