I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Randomize
