Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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