doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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