I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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