His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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