There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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