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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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