I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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