Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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