so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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