and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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