too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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